Watchin' horror movies mit vodka.
So much joy XD
December 2011
So Goddamn Tired
WAKEUP
Did I just witness E-Zuka basically pet Kishow as the man sang on his knees?
I think I did.
Why does “Go For It!” always have the sexiest performances. I’m dying. ;A;
ARGH THIS
Trying to leave house.
Mother giving Tarot reading.
Eh?
“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.”
—Terry Pratchett (via dukbutter)
Crowley and Aziraphale's New Year's Resolutions
Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman present New Year’s resolutions of the demon Crowley and the angelic Aziraphale — characters in their collaborative novel, Good Omens.
Crowley:Resolution #1: I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby café is not proper demonic activity.
Resolution #2: The same applies to rearranging the letters on wayside pulpits.
Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or “Googling yourself?” Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for “Googling yourself.”
Resolution #4: I must encourage greedy people to use the term, “Low-hanging fruit,” because that’s just like old times.
Resolution #5: This year, I will get a desk near the window.
Resolution #6: I will try to understand why Hell is a no-smoking area. I just think it’s ridiculous having to stand around outside the gates, that’s all.
Resolution #7: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design, because it upsets everyone.
Resolution #8: Stop Googling myself.
AziraphaleResolution #1: Spread peace and love and glad tidings of great joy throughout the world. Also try to get out more.
Resolution #2: I will be charitable to people who use the term “core values,” however difficult this may be.
Resolution #3: Notwithstanding Resolution #2 (above), I will redouble my efforts to have the utterance of the phrase “core values” classified as a deadly sin. I believe Himself is with me on this one.
Resolution #4: I will try to be nicer to the customers. They want to buy books; I want to sell them. It can’t be that hard. (Memo to self: Regular opening hours? Mark prices on books?)
Resolution #5: I will try to be polite to Gabriel, no matter what the provocation.
Resolution #6: Find out exactly what an “Internet” is.
Resolution #7: Really must resume dancing lessons. Learn the “Galloping Major,” the “Gay Gordons,” the “Mashed Potatoes.” Possibly even the “Twist”?
Resolution #8: Thwart Infernal Wiles (ongoing).
Resolution #9: I will try to understand why Heaven is a non-smoking area.
Resolution #10: On the orders of Head Office I will encourage the belief in Intelligent Design – despite the fact that the human airway crosses the digestive tract. Who thought that was intelligent?
Resolution #11: Feed the ducks.
“This is how we go on: one day at a time, one meal at a time, one pain at a time, one breath at a time. Dentists go on one root-canal at a time; boat-builders go on one hull at a time. If you write books, you go on one page at a time. We turn from all we know and all we fear. We study catalogues, watch football games, choose Sprint over AT&T. We count the birds in the sky and will not turn from the window when we hear the footsteps behind us as something comes up the hall; we say yes, I agree that clouds often look like other things - fish and unicorns and men on horseback - but they are really only clouds. Even when the lightening flashes inside them we say they are only clouds and turn our attention to the next meal, the next pain, the next breath, the next page. This is how we go on.”
—Stephen King (via feelfearless)
Emilie autumn- Marry me
Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth, bad breath, and then
Marry me instead of that strapping young goatherd, but when
I was in his bed, and my father had sold me
I knew I hadn’t any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do and
When I’m beheaded at least I was wedded
And when I am buried at least I was married
I’ll hide my behavior with wine as my savior
But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
Marry me, he said, god, he’s ugly, but fortune is ours
Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers
Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh
So that I can pretend that I’m menstru…well, unavailable
My life is arranged but this union’s deranged
So I’ll fuck who I choose for I’ve nothing to lose
And when master’s displeased I’ll be down on my knees again
Oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
When dining on peacock I know I won’t swallow
Through balls, births, and bridge games I know what will follow
We’re coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger
Or at least until husband finds someone younger
Yes, fertilization is part of my station
I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation
Of sons who will run things when I’m under covers
But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover’s!
But, oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
Especially since I’ll soon be dead
What beautiful things I’ll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I’m lucky to share his bed
So why do I wish I was…
Hello there fellow Kaori Yuki fan :) I'm glad to see ya around!
Hihi! There doesn’t seem to be many of us, huh? I need to post about her more. And yup, I’m also a huge Girugamesh fan XD Realised recently they be the only jrock band that I actually legally own all the music for since I don’t have to import. God bless major labels.
Thank you!
The World You Love
Jimmy Eat World
I fall asleep with my friends around me. Only place I know I feel safe. I’m gonna call this home.
This.
“Sometimes stories cry out to be told in such loud voices that you write them just to shut them up.”
—Stephen King. “Everything’s Eventual”. (via fuckyeah-unclesteve)
I should sleep.
In case I don’t have time to be on tomorrow, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
“I’ve got to tell you many, many, many many things. Can you hear my voice?”
—Tatsuhisa Suzuki - Voice
I just heard ここにあるぬくもり acoustic.
Words cannot explain how much I adore this song, however…
Words cannot explain even less just how sweet Kishow’s voice sounds in this version. Oh god. My ears. My ears are melting into soft powdery pools of oblivion, and I can’t do anything to stop it,
nor make sense.This band… THIS BAND. AAAAAAHGYIGAIAGYIGIYTQIGQIGQIGQ.
What is this and where?!
Oooh, I don’t know the name of the live but it’s in the full version of the show that has Soul Crazy and super awesome Summer GT09 dance~ So geeeeewd ;A; This DVD set is amazing.
Jenny needs the Canned<3.
Ahh I have it downloaded XD
I DO NEED IT THOUGH. It’s just so expenseeeve!
I just heard ここにあるぬくもり acoustic.
Words cannot explain how much I adore this song, however…
Words cannot explain even less just how sweet Kishow’s voice sounds in this version. Oh god. My ears. My ears are melting into soft powdery pools of oblivion, and I can’t do anything to stop it,
nor make sense.This band… THIS BAND. AAAAAAHGYIGAIAGYIGIYTQIGQIGQIGQ.
What is this and where?!
OMG TUMBLR. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT MISSING E. I ALREADY SAID I UNDERSTOOD THREE TIMES.
“To understand what I am saying, may I send you a picture of a penis?”
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Jenny, msn. Not quite what I expected when I opened the conversation window. xD (via hellsnextboss)
SHHHHHHHHHHH
Got all 75 of my daily activity points on VF just by spreeing in Sweethearts in the last hour or so?
I approve so much of this. <3
So were you ever able to find anything sans fighting,in the end? XD And sorry for the last message to that being HUGE. XD
ooh god sorry, it got eaten in my dash! …and it’s like…2am so I am fairly zoney and distracted. As for Girugamesh…no. >.< So, so stupid. Especially when I see idiots fighting about stuff the band talk about in like every interview. All of le fail!
Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.
- Stephen King